Can anyone help me answer these questions?

[Jen]

If you have the answer, write it below! (Most of these are George Carlin jokes...)

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have an “s” in it?

Ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

We pay our time like pennies in the jar. What are we saving for?


Interesting Statements:

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.

Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

I’ve always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

Because it is almost Christmas:

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

[MapleOne]

If you have the answer, write it below! (Most of these are George Carlin jokes...)

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

HeHeHe, I only know of one person qualified to answer that question.

[DropWizard.com]

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Now that's a list I'd like to get a copy of.......

[domaindeals]

Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

thats a good one

[CureCancer]

lol

[domainhack]

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

I want to know as well

[MacPuffin]

For passengers? or walk thoughs?

Seriously I have heard of people going into the CNIB offices to pick up paperwork and the DROVE there.

[puckerhuddle]

I always loved Carlins perspective.